Lily Allen gets wasted at her own concert, collapses in the middle of the road

Here’s Lilly Allen shortly after performing on stage at the Big Day Out Festival in Perth Australia, leaving her drool on the tarmac as her helpers try not to piss themselves from laughing too hard. With her homeless-looking feet, her urine or beer smeared shorts (it’s a toss up, it could be a cocktail of both) and a face that reminded us of that time we put lipstick and eye-shadow on our pug, we swear Lilly was working hard at seducing us. Call us suckers, but the sight was mouthwatering.