Britney Spears and her compression girdle/outfit at the Grammys

Aiming to at least partially distract people from staring at the asteroid that landed on lady Gaga’s head, Britney Spears showed up at the Grammys in what her trainer told her to wear for a full 8 hours a day to keep the Mickey D’s from forming into unsightly lumps. The best part of the outfit, though, was Jason Trawick’s face of desperation when he realized it was too late to bury his head in one of the plant pots and that the retard he came with would not let go of his hand even when he started sweating up a bucket in hope it would make the physical contact slippery and nearly impossible to maintain.

And because stylistic disasters come as natural to Britney as an orgasm after finishing off a bag of M&M’s, here she is at her recording studio in Miami over the weekend after a death-match with her bra (she won, bra is in pieces at the city morgue).