Lindsay Lohan's topless threesome scene in Machete

A few days ago, we reported that Lindsay Lohan was trying to clear her toilet’s pipes (her career was stuck in there blocking the flow) by rubbing her titties on a gigantic tree trunk called Danny Trejo’s Penis Even When Submerged In Cold River Waters. And since we’re always about over-delivering, here’s the shot that will probably bring her one step ahead of Paris Hilton at winning an Oscar. Check out Trejo’s deep-thinking look as he’s considering Lindsay’s mammaries as the second bread slice for his super-sized sandwich. Priceless cinematic experience!

Pics below are from Adam Lambert’s birthday party at The Mondrian in L.A. We’re guessing the sheer lace nightgown and thong is just the start of her world-wide tour of Machete.