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Amy Winehouse is all put together now

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Here’s Amy Winehouse yelling at the paparazzi as she stumbled out of the club she went to for her 14-year old goddaughter’s birthday party, with snowflakes in her nostrils (see close up) and her left inflatable, still stamped with her ex-husband’s and now fiancee’s name who is as we speak repeatedly banging an Amy-lookalike tranny he met online called Mia, in risk of toxic spillage.

This exhibit of grace comes just days after she pleaded guilty to assault and disorder for pulling a theater manager’s hair and cursing at him after she was refused a drink right around Christmas.

So all in all, we’re just going to go ahead and say that she’s getting her act together because, honestly, by now we were expecting to hear news about her body discovered next to a power grid with a line stuck in her mouth in an attempt to feel something after a round of crack failed to light up her bolt-ins and a pack of coyotes lying poisoned around her.  And you thought happy endings were only a thing of fairy-tales…you silly kids.

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Comments

  1. Beatster says:

    God she’s disgusting.

  2. mike says:

    CORRECTION, She is not put together. The Bitch needs to shave (see close up photo) and she has way too many marbles loose in her head. Take a look at a road map. I bet that is what her life looks like. Every which way AND loose.

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