For the record, we don’t believe this for a second, because it would be like saying Angelina likes to cheat on Brad Pitt with a hermaphrodite frog who likes to set its tits on fire, but it’s worth posting just because of the kink factor.
Ian Halperin, who wrote Brangelina: The Untold Story, says that Angelina Jolie may have cheated on Brad Pitt with Lady Gaga. Where? At the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. How? With toys. Who? Again, Gaga and Jolie.
Halperin says that an inside source said that Jolie “is obsessed with Lady Gaga” and ran off to hit to the skins.
As if the thought of Marilyn Manson’s camel toe attacking Angie’s face wasn’t enough, In Touch spoke to a housekeeper who worked for the family when they visited the Waldorf-Astoria in New York City.
Here’s the fun:
Jolie had heaps of sex with a ‘Salt’ dialect coach and “there was water all over the bathroom and empty vodka bottles everywhere.”
The maid adds: “Every towel had been used. And over five dozen cattleya orchids were scattered around the room, and there were the tops of the flowers in the tub, with candles. The bed was covered with black rubber sheets, and there were sex toys on it.”
February 6, 2010 at 12:45 am
LMFAO. This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
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February 6, 2010 at 6:31 am
Even if i was a lesbo i wouldnt touch Gaga with a ten Foot Pole….but this is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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February 6, 2010 at 10:19 am
OH come on you people cant judge them!!!Let people have their own sex lives.ITS NOT OUR CONCERN!!!!!!
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February 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm
BAHAHAHAHA!
That’s hilarious
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February 6, 2010 at 11:36 pm
ler them be who cares.thats juss hott.;]
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February 13, 2010 at 9:07 am
thats just nasty
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