Here’s Kate Moss drunk as a skunk coming out of the Ivy Club in Notting Hill, London earlier this week with her fly open and a whitish powder sitting pretty next to it. Now, before you rush to conclusions that a midget with a dripping nose tried to make his way through her fly in search of jungle pygmies, let us tell you that she was simply too drunk to button herself up after peeing and too oblivious to realize her burning cigarette was about to make a bonfire out of her pants. Come to think of it, we’ll go with the midget theory…it’s a lot more respectable.
February 5, 2010 at 7:04 am
Just leave her alone. We want to watch this train wreck continue for the next 20 years. She’s gonna look great as the alcohol and drug use builds up. NOT!
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February 6, 2010 at 7:20 am
ummm clearly looks like cigarette ash…
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