Kate Moss had one of those nights again

Here’s Kate Moss drunk as a skunk coming out of the Ivy Club in Notting Hill, London earlier this week with her fly open and a whitish powder sitting pretty next to it. Now, before you rush to conclusions that a midget with a dripping nose tried to make his way through her fly in search of jungle pygmies, let us tell you that she was simply too drunk to button herself up after peeing and too oblivious to realize her burning cigarette was about to make a bonfire out of her pants. Come to think of it, we’ll go with the midget theory…it’s a lot more respectable.