Terrorists use Shauna Sand’s breasts as bomb pouches

Hey, did you hear the news about terrorists recruiting women and implanting bombs in their breast implants? Well, here’s Shauna Sand at the Miami airport and we’re pretty sure terrorists saw her huge sawn-on areolas and thought a detonating device could easily be inserted without surgery…just a good pocket knife to cut through the seamstress’s stitches. And it wouldn’t even have to take any recruiting…just telling her she’d be in a movie called “Giving The Infidels A Blow…Up Job” would be enough to Allahu Akbar.