Brand and Angelina suing tabloid over split rumors, public groping ensues to prove the point

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing British Tabloid News Of The World (FYI, it’s much easier to sue for libel and win in the UK so this is an easy target) for publishing a story claiming the two have already split and are in the process of dividing their assets…which probably explains why Brad Pitt held on tight to Angelina’s areola like a good luck charm during much of the Super Bowl game on Sunday. Word of caution to these two lovepterodactyls: Remember that full-page ad Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford took out in the London Times in 1994, saying ‘We are heterosexual and monogamous …There are no plans, nor have there ever been any plans for divorce. We remain very married’? They divorced six months later.