Jennifer Aniston gets to have Gerard Butler bang her as her birthday gift

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Published on February 08, 2010 with No Comments

Jennifer001Apparently Jennifer Aniston finds Gerard Butler’s way with women (to elaborate:meeting strangers on the street while jogging, stopping for 60 seconds to catch breath and managing to fit in a make-out session, or having intercourse with Lindsay Lohan, obviously insensitive to the fact that the 10-second rule with food that falls on the floor does not apply to penises and vaginal minefields) charming because she’s invited him to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to celebrate her 41st birthday.

Granted, Courtney Cox and Cheryl Crow are tagging along, but judging from the fact that Butler has no qualms about doing it on the pavement with perfect strangers we’re going to go ahead and guess that 30 minutes into their vacation, he asked Jennifer if she wanted a**l while he was spreading sun tan lotion on her back…he’s such as stand-up guy that one. Definitely a keeper.

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