Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go primal on each other

We hear Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a fight at Crown Bar on Thursday and started throwing things at each other including bottles, DJ equipment, needles, strap-ons, and a very large vibrator Lindsay had in her purse in case of emergency, that being not finding someone to spend some quiet time in the club’s bathrooms. Unfortunately, someone must have interjected because they’re both still alive and well. Which goes to show you, in Hollywood they have no idea how to kill two birds with one stone. Now if we were them, we would have simply walked over, given them each a meat cleaver, suggested they aim low for the endocrine system and keep our fingers crossed that we’d be staring into a couple of small testes and a pair of torpedo-torn ovaries lying on the floor a few moments later.

Via RadarOnline:”Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.
“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.
“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”