Lady Gaga's clitoris speaks out at the Brit Awards

Written by Locky. Posted in All News

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Published on February 17, 2010 with 9 Comments

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For those of you whose wish before they died and surrendered their soul to Lucifer was to catch a glimpse of Lady Gaga’s super-freakish vagina, we got you covered. In a move that was surely calculated and was meant to upstage her earlier appearance as an 18th century lampshade, Lady Gaga took her pussycat out of the box and let it roam freely on stage, meowing and purring to front row seaters who would rather have their exposed balls hanging through a seatless chair and getting them whipped every 60 seconds than touch it. Now if you think this provides sufficient proof that Lady Gaga is indeed NOT a hermaphrodite, do know that sneaky testicles do at times prefer to hide in a cozy corridor corner than hang out from the vagina like a two-headed beast. So the debate is really still on.

PS: We also got stills from Lady Gaga’s upcoming Telephone music video in which she hooks up her brain to phone cable wires, installs a junction box on it and proceeds to take phone calls from the beyond, but we’re guessing you’re still in a trance caused by her clitoris and all you can think about is how to check out the NSFW pics for  a better look without getting fired.

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  1. id still eat it yum yum yum

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  2. its his nut sack

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  3. I’d hit it!

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  4. you ass holes talk a good one…the only thing i can really say is two things..
    1.please tell me or show me,exactly where the beef is at? cause all i see is a big assed red blob.or do i gotta pay some kind of asshole tax to see the meat..
    2.i wish i had a cellmate like that when i was in prison..

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  5. WTF. What a waste of time. A red ball, Wow. Are you all jerking off to this. Don’t waste my fucking time with this crap, Moron!

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  6. what a joke, haven’t you people ( the media) got anything better to do? we all know females have a clitoris, not that you can actually see it, but come on enough is enough, give her a break, maybe it would be different if someone was trying to photograph your ball sack

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  7. it used 2 b a nut sack

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  8. Hey Geniuses – Scroll down and click on the picture WITHOUT the big red dot.

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  9. Your Message

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