PETA wants to put up a billboard near Woods’ Orlando, Fla., residence, with this message:”Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing….For Little Tigers Too. Help Keep Your Cats (and Dogs) Out of Trouble: Always Spay or Neuter!”
At this point we would like to take the opportunity to tell Elin why castrating her Tiger would be a splendid idea:
1) Reduction of territory marking. Tiger’s interest in marking his territory is heightened by testosterone. Neutering him will decrease his want for constantly marking his territory with urine or sperm (porn stars are been known to accept both). Areas of your surrounding yard and home will benefit from this change in habit too.
3) Less roaming of the neighborhood. An non-neutered tiger is more likely to try and leave your homestead in search of females in heat-also putting him at risk of being injured by other tigers or being hit by an automobile (assuming he parks the car and goes to town on a stripper in the middle of the road).
4) Unwanted mounting. Tiger is going to be less likely to mount other tigers (female and male) at the first sight of a leg, or inanimate objects for that matter.
Note: Neutering might not completely remove sexual desire, so your Tiger might still try and mount a receptive female in heat. In that case, take comfort in the fact that little tigers with porn star mamas are unlikely to occur.
February 25, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Where’s number two?
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