Alice in Wonderland Has Creepers

This Alice in Wonderland after-party proves that just because you’re famous, doesn’t mean you’re going to be pretty. Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Crispin Glover and Christopher Lee were among the living dead in attendance. Anne Hathaway seemed to be the only pretty, smiling person in the vicinity… which leads us to believe that she was kidnapped, drugged, and probably raped.

Tim Burton usually draws a creepy crowd – what, with his over-sized sunglasses and obsession with Johnny Depp. Speaking of which, where is that dirty homeless man of a celebrity anyway? Is he too good to rub elbows with his co-stars now that he is all French? Alice in Wonderland is going to be released to the general public on March 5th. It should be a good time, since all of it’s stars and creators are a bunch of misfits. The best movies always comes from creatures unfit to be a part of society.

The best thing about these pictures is it raises the self-esteem of ugly people worldwide. Some women are just like Helena Bonham Carter in the fact that they don’t brush their hair, their teeth are horrible and their skin is pretty much translucent. Sexy is out. Baglady is in.