Angry Angelina Jolie Films in Paris

The family time she spent with Brad Pitt and Jon Voight in Venice must not have been a good time… since it looks like something crawled up her butt, made her extremely miserable and then died. It could be her just doing that “acting” thing, but she looks mighty unpleasant and not like herself. Then again, her attractiveness is over-rated. She has the body of a boy and the lips of  camel. Yeah, real hot.

The Tourist, which is filming in Paris right now, is going to star Angelina and Johnny Depp. It is an odd coupling, but it’s a hell of a lot better than that sad excuse for a comedy, Cop Out. The public expects that kind of crap out of Tracy Morgan but Bruce Willis should be answering to a higher power, not Southwest Airline enemy Kevin Smith.

The Tourist is about an American tourist who used by an Interpol agent to flush out a criminal blah blah action ensues. We would invest more in the storyline if movies weren’t a reason for popcorn and making fun of the actors loudly and obtrusively.