In the name of all things holy and Leonardo DiCaprio – why is Bar Refaeli on top of Mike “The Situation” from the Jersey Shore? Has Bar really sunk this low? What’s next? Giving public blowjobs for crack money? … actually, on second thought, that’d be great.
Interview Magazine gave The Situation what every guy dreams of – a chance to be in Bar Refaeli’s crotch. It doesn’t matter if it was just a for a photoshoot. That pussy is practically Mecca and he should thank his lucky stars he was so close.
In related news, The Situation (and the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore) are complete tools and deserve to be shot in a town square.
