Jessica Alba Hates Us All

Written by Locky. Posted in All News

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Published on March 02, 2010 with 4 Comments

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One would think Jessica Alba is just being the impossibly cute darling that she is most of the time, until you realize she is flipping off the camera. Therefore, she was emotionally attacking anyone and everyone who will see this picture. Well, FU too, Jessica. We don’t need your adorable Ray Band sunglasses or cool ripped jeans. The world would get along just fine without your gallivanting around Hollywood, essentially doing nothing all day but pissing us off.

It’s good to see celebrities taking time to do important things – buying Starbucks and cosmetics. The only way celebs can redeem themselves from being complete and utter tools is by leaking  a really kinky sex tape. … You heard it, Jessica. Time to strip. We allow you to keep those sunglasses on while your body gets defiled. K, thanks.

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  1. i dont understand you paparazzi cunts, who gives a f**k cares about celebrities and what they do when your not watching their movie? lol they work for us, we pay them to watch their fuckin movies…. American media is pathetic.

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  2. PAPARAZZI ASS-OS JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE.. EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO WALK ON THE STREET..

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  3. That’s funny. I’m more of an Jessica Alba fan than ever!

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  4. That’s Ray-Ban sunglasses, not “Ray Band”.

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