Ke$ha Whines, The World is Tired of Her

If you’re going to rip something off, at least do it to something worth copying. The whole “blonde starlet wearing ridiculous outfits and glittery s**t on their eyes” is getting extremely old very fast. Next, Ke$ha will be trying to convince us she has a penis. Lady Gaga has you beat, you transexual ho.

Not only is Ke$ha a poor man’s Lady Gaga (and no one likes a cheap trannie), but she also has the balls to call Britney Spears out on how horrible of a performer she is. Via Showbiz Spy:

“I think that’s bulls***,” she said. “I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance…..
“It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid.
“That is my take on my fans and life in general. My whole record is super-honest. I am really honest. When I am singing I may sound s*** sometimes but at least you’ll know I’m singing.”

And God, how we wish you weren’t singing. Maybe she should take a leaf out of Britney Spears’ book and at least sound studio-quality onstage. So stop whining about her unoriginality and put on some normal G D clothes. Yes, you’re an artist and you’re unique, but who gives a s**t? Wear a slutty skirt so we can see your p***y, like any respectable celebrity would you silly little bint.