Lil Wayne Gets Settled at Rikers Island

Hopefully Lil Wayne likes small spaces and a**l rapings, because he arrived at Rikers Island today in NYC. He should be staying there for the next 365 days. Seeing that he is a rapper, this might be a boon for his career. Everyone loves someone writing incoherent lyrics about their stay in the local penitentiary.

Via TMZ:

Weezy arrived to the NY jail in a corrections van — we’re told because the rapper is a “high-profile inmate,” he was not transported with any other prisoners.

As of now, we’re told the rapper is still undergoing the admissions procedure at the jail — which entails a physical & mental health exam & questionnaire.

It has yet to be determined whether Lil Wayne will be in the general population at Rikers — or if he will be given his own cell.

We can only assume the questionnaire is regarding how good he is at crafting a shank, where he prefers to be touched by other men and how likely he is to befriend Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding and eventually escape from the prison through the sewer system.