Daniel Radcliffe Very Ill, Probably Puking

It has been reported that Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry Potter, has been very ill as of late. He is probably just nauseous from no longer being the favorite pale little boy for fangirls now that Twilight is out. Either that or he had some very bad shrimp. Or he had a run-in with Lady Gaga’s va-jay-jay. Regardless, the fact is that he was seen on a flight coming back from the USA staying mainly in the toilet – and not just to get rammed anally, either. He was violently ill for hours; doctors forced him to stay in a New York clinic for 2 days because of severe dehydration.

The strange part of this entire story was that he was on his way back from a charity event involving both the homosexual and suicidal community. He was supporting the Trevor Project, which is a non-profit US suicide prevention charity which works with young gay and transgender people. No one likes suicide, so it’s nice of Daniel to offer his services like that. But he was quoted on Bild.com saying:

“The fact that I am straight makes not a difference, but it shows that straight people are incredibly interested and care a lot about this as well.”

Yes, Daniel. Profusely swearing to be heterosexual doesn’t make it seem, at all, like you’re hiding some pee pee-gobbling tendencies. Oh, and we did mention this: