Good God, What's That?!

We don’t mean to be judgmental… but someone should run and get their harpoon gun before Beth Ditto takes over Paris. There are innocent people there who really don’t deserve to be eaten by some massive sea monster – and who haven’t seen Cloverfield so they have no idea how to flee the beast. For some reason unknown to us, Beth showed up at the Stella McCartney fashion show in Paris.

The Gossip singer is a rampant lesbian and Dorito enthusiast, so one would think she would be the last person at this fashion show. But of course, we are proven wrong by her blatantly bad taste in clothing and her thunder-stomping through Paris.