Jaime Wins Prize for Being Tiger's Best Mount

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Published on March 10, 2010 with 1 Comment

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The Howard Stern Show awarded Jaime Jungers the Miss Tiger Woods award for being the best w***e he mounted. She was in competition with Loredana Jolie this morning on Howard Stern’s radio show for the title; there were many, many more mistresses but our best guess is that they actually felt shame so they didn’t show up to compete. The goal of the contest was simple; whichever skank could describe Tiger Woods’ penis with the most detail would be declared the winner.

After a hard morning’s work of thinking about Tiger Woods’ peeper, Jaime was given a very large check for $75,000 sponsored by AshleyMadison.com. Not a bad reward for sleeping with a billionaire, breaking up a celebrity couple and looking like a prostitute. Way to take it on all fours, tiger!

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  1. uggghhhh that w***e is ugly.

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