The Howard Stern Show awarded Jaime Jungers the Miss Tiger Woods award for being the best whore he mounted. She was in competition with Loredana Jolie this morning on Howard Stern’s radio show for the title; there were many, many more mistresses but our best guess is that they actually felt shame so they didn’t show up to compete. The goal of the contest was simple; whichever skank could describe Tiger Woods’ penis with the most detail would be declared the winner.
After a hard morning’s work of thinking about Tiger Woods’ peeper, Jaime was given a very large check for $75,000 sponsored by AshleyMadison.com. Not a bad reward for sleeping with a billionaire, breaking up a celebrity couple and looking like a prostitute. Way to take it on all fours, tiger!
uggghhhh that whore is ugly.