Kat Von D proves we have a fetish for creepy, hot messes

Kat Von D was one of last night’s c-list celebrities invited at the opening of Brent Bolthouse’s new club Trousdale and although she looked like she swapped faces with a tranny what with the new hair and make-up we still managed to go beyond that. Which means we stared at her cleavage for a long time and ended up deciding unless those tattoos come alive and attack penises at night, there’s no way we’d say no to spending a couple of hours going over her body of work. We’re that committed to protecting and promoting the arts.