Christina Ricci looks to be inebriated

Christina Ricci got completely s**t-faced at an after-show party in Paris during Fashion Week, and while we love nothing more than seeing pictures of celebrities trying to rip their blouse buttons off with their teeth and trying to give fallatio to a bottle of gin, we can’t help but defend the poor girl, for she had no control of her destiny that night. See, Lindsay Lohan was also there, which automatically implies she took Christina Ricci by the hand, showed her all the free-booze in the back room and told her it would be inhumane what with all the children dying from hunger and thirst to let such a good hydration source go to waste. Can’t help but fall for that argument, can you?