Paleontologists uncover 75,000 year-old crotch, give it back to Sophia Lauren

Here’s 75-year old Sophia Lauren at a photocall in Rome yesterday for a new TV series based on her life, and if looking at pancake batter left out to fossilize for 100,000 years makes you horny, then you just struck gold. Otherwise, this is just another reminder of why you always dreaded going to the Egyptian mummy section of the museum when you were a kid…somehow you knew those things had the potential of traumatizing your penis forever, but your teacher kept forcing you to stare at them anyway.