Julie Bowen shocked pretty much everyone who thought she was a hot piece of ass when she showed off a bloated version of Kely Rippa’s penis encrusted torso meets a chiseled chimp’s underbelly for the needs of a Hawaiian episode of Modern Family. Granted, this time she covered her erector-nator of midriff with confusing horizontal lines, but it just gave us more time to ponder on why her crotch looks like that of a tranny with half the tape job coming undone. Honestly, there’s no way you can win with such knowledge-thirsty minds, Julie, so just wrap it up…preferably in a burka with no easy access entry points.





March 12, 2010 at 6:22 am
Bone rack. Ugh!!
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March 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Thats not a penis, but is a very happy and huge clit
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May 1, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Holy crap, what is wrong with you people. She’s a very attractive lady, and a PERSON.
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