Lady Gaga taken by security after refusing to lift veil at airport

Lady Gaga attempted to make yet another ridiculous fashion statement at LAX on Wednesday night by pretending to be a black widow who skinned her lesbo lover and glued her hair to the back of her boots, but this time it landed her in a security room for 20 minutes with airport security giving her a full body search (in hope they’ll finally discover the missing penis link) when she refused to lift her veil and show her face during passport control.

Normally we appreciate this kind of bat-s**t behavior, especially on days when there’s not a single decent bikini pic in sight, but when it comes to our national security, well that gets us irked, damn it! Should have let her go through full deep vein thrombosis the other day when she refused to take off the plastic crime scene tape and the thigh high PVC boots aboard a flight from Heathrow to LAX despite starting to swell up like a blow fish. Ok, maybe we’re a little bit mean, but who knows what kind of bomb-strapped nut job got through control when security personnel was busy searching Lady Gaga’s nooks and crannies for weapons of mass destruction…or preferably tiny testicles because that would make a far better story.