Jennifer Love Hewitt's turning her vajayjay into a disco ball as we speak

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no longer together, most likely because he realized being chained to a pole in the basement and left to pee on himself as a lesson for standing too close to a woman at the supermarket line was a tad too cruel and unusual, despite his fears his mug would most likely never get as close as he got to grade A quality breasts without a crisp 100 dollar bill borrowed from his mom. And since his now crazy ex revealed she likes to decorate her vagina with swarovski crystals when she breaks up with someone (according to her book appropriately named The Day I shot Cupid, out on March 23), we’re estimating she’s walking around with a very itchy disco ball for a crotch, right about now.