Jennifer Aniston gives Regis a paleolithic erection

Jennifer Aniston has been trying really hard recently to make us not think of stolen baby corpses in cute onesies lying next to Brad Pitt’s hair braid in her bedroom’s shrine whenever we think of her and it’s kinda working. Although to be fair, any woman who strives to show us her vagina in every appearance can pretty much make us believe whatever she wants us to…ok, so she’s really, really happy, she’s not a spinster who cries herself to sleep at night, and Gerard Butler did not trim her bush in Mexico only to leave her moments later for the arms of a random girl who happened to make a 2-second eye contact with him.

Anyway, here she is at the Regis&Kelly show promoting The Bounty Hunter and giving Regis sensation back to limps he thought were gone the way of the Germans in 1918.