Kate Winslet is mourning her marriage break-up

Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage and one son together (she also has a daughter from a previous marriage). Kate appropriately gave herself the opportunity to grieve and reflect by getting in a bikini and smoking roaches on a boat with a bunch of dudes in Mexico whose penises we’re betting were vying to be the body part she needed to lean on in these times of need…as long as they agreed to have Leonardo DiCaprio’s face painted on them of course.

PS: Heads up, Sam Mendes will be directing the next James Bond movie, so don’t feel too bad for him, he’s probably getting light-headed as we speak from Bond-girl-wannabees who, er want to get a-head in life.