Kelly Landry in a bikini

And don’t even ask who Kelly Landry is because unless you’re at that point in your life where you pass urine and fecal matter every time you laugh a tad too hard or your denture comes undone when you chew on something harder than apple sauce then you wouldn’t know even if we told you. Ok, ok, so she’s the host of Million Dollar Wheel Of Fortune. Who cares? After going through Heidi Montag’s pics and wondering how many years it’ll take her to turn into a vinyl water bed, this is just a welcomed distraction.