Sandra Bullock's husband cheated on her with this

Sandra Bullock was definitely blindsided by news of her husband’s infidelity, when the result of the genetic experiment to blend Kat Von D’s and Marilyn Manson’s genes told InTouch magazine of her year-long affair with Jesse James while she was away filming The Blind Side (Bullock had paid homage to Jesse at the Golden Globes, thanking him for “always” having her back). Bullock promptly left the house the two shared in Southern California on Monday and canceled her appearance at the London premiere of the movie scheduled for next Tuesday.

Now, according to Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she and her Vanilla Gorilla were having oodles of unprotected sex during the weeks Sandra Bullock was away on set, which means this was a loving, blossoming relationship and no one needs to get tested. “Hunnybunny, i swear, it wasn’t my vanilla gorilla who gave you genital wards, now put the knife down…”.

Hey, anyone interviewed his jailed porn-star ex wife yet? Maybe she can give us more insight on the patron saint of slutty women. (not you Sandra, you were just blindsided…god, that phrase isn’t going to go away is it?).

Via InTouch:

While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”