Holly Madison really gets St.Patrick's Day

Holly Madison captured the very meaning of St.Patrick’s Day yesterday, which was to celebrate a saint who converted the Irish to Christianity by using the Shamrock with its three leaves as a symbol of the Holy Trinity. To elaborate, she used green midgits as armrests, played with beer pongs, sucked on green lollipops and flashed her crotch in an attempt to put on a green garter belt…and she probably got drunk and puked in a shamrock a few hours later. Ahhh, isn’t spirituality a wonderful thing?