J-woww’s implants endorse cosmetic products now

Here’s J-Woww of Jersey Shore with her plastic surgeon last night (who specializes in turning fake tits into freaks of nature so they can act better in reality shows) endorsing his new product Cosmetic Surgeon In A Jar and we can only guess he convinced her to do so by telling her it does a better job at growing silicone than getting peed on and it doesn’t even leave you with a salty, bitter aftertaste moments later…not that we’d know what urine tastes like, as we said, we’re just guessing here. J-Woww??