Lady Gaga can mentally give herself an orgasm

Lady Gaga recently sat down with New York Magazine and basically revealed she can climax just by thinking about it. And since us men know that such a gift is only handed out to humans with penises, we’re back to our original theory. Just think about it. We see a curvy vase, we climax. We see a round pastry with a cherry on top, we climax. We see Katy Perry’s face covered in green, slimy goo at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and we climax. Women see that and they want to pick up the anti-bacterial spray and clean that mess right off of her. Yeah, you get the point, Lady Gaga is one of us boys.

Via StarPulse.com

Lady Gaga’s imagination is so vivid; she can have an orgasm just by thinking about sex.

The outrageous Poker Face singer insists she has a highly developed memory, which she honed in acting classes she began taking as an 11 year old.

Now, her brain is so powerful, she can achieve climax with lusty thoughts.

She tells New York magazine, “I remember the first time that I drank out of an imaginary coffee cup. That’s the very first thing they teach you (in acting class). I can feel the rain, too, when it’s not raining.”

“I don’t know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm. You know, sense memory is quite powerful.”