Here’s Cameron Diaz leaving Alex Rodriguez apartment in NYC on Tuesday morning and although we can’t be 100% certain they had sex the night before, the following facts almost make it a done deal: 1) Cameron was carrying two overnight bags 2) She was braless (granted not a very solid argument since she wears a bra only during mosquito season) and 3) A-Rod has a portrait of him as a centaur above his bed which renders him irresistible to women and all mythical creatures alike).
PS: Kate Hudson just called her plastic surgeon to remove her tiny implants. A-Rod’s penis is as of now an unattainable dream.
May 5, 2010 at 7:21 am
Well s**t – I can tell you what they weren’t doing. That is anything that doesn’t involve penetration. Is there a doubt? I can’t begin to imagine how much Viagra that guy must go through a week. He has to have a hard-on when he’s playing ball. I’d hate to be the catcher for any opposing team!
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