Audrina Patridge celebrates her birthday in a bikini

Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Las Vegas over the weekend and as usual, her 20 acres apart-tits started a heated debate as to whether the empty space can accommodate a Mack Truck with a double trailer or one of those giant dump trucks used to haul heavy metal ores out of mining pits. Either way, staring at those things does not freak us out. Nothing better than a girl with a functionality, right? Now would your boobs be a darling and carry my luggage? I can’t see a damn carriage in this airport! What’s that? Sex? Sure, we can do that too, later.