Jeremy London's "Kidnapper" Speaks

No matter what cock-and-bull story was told about the alleged kidnapping of Jeremy London… nothing seems to add up. The reason for that is Jeremy was stoned out of his mind. And so was everyone else. According to RadarOnline, the alleged kidnapper Brandon Adams had a few interesting things to say about the entire incident:

“Me and my uncle were sitting outside the 7-Eleven trying to get someone to buy us a couple beers,” Adams said. “I didn’t know Jeremy was an actor. He and his wife were hanging outside the 7-Eleven acting really strange. He was pacing and sweating and he looked tweaked out. His wife was acting paranoid too.”

Adams told RadarOnline.com that he asked London’s wife Melissa for a cigarette and when she gave him one, Adams caught Jeremy’s eye. At that moment, Adams says a police car drove up to the 7-Eleven causing London and Melissa to get skittish.

“When they saw the cops, they ran into the store,” Adam told RadarOnline.com. “After the cops left, they came back out and got into their car. I noticed they had a flat and I thought it was strange that they would drive away like that.”
Eventually, Adams says he and his uncle left the 7-Eleven and started heading towards the bus stop. That’s when Adams says he saw Jeremy and Melissa parked near an alley way in their rented black Ford Focus.

“My uncle and I and another guy went up and asked them if they needed help with the flat,” Adams said. “We helped them change it and asked if they could give us a ride home. And Jeremy said yes.”

Adams continues, “As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed.”

“Jeremy wanted to drink, so we bought beer and some hard alcohol and we got f****d up,” Adams said. “Jeremy was just drinking beer but we were wasted. We went driving around my neighborhood, handing out beer to my friends and random people on the street. We were having a good time.”

After a while, Adams says London’s mood suddenly changed and the actor became erratic and irritated. Adams says London started telling him to get him pills.

“I hadn’t been able to get any xanax or oxycontins up to that point, but I was finally able to get him three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high.“

It’s good to see that London is still holding on strong to the Blame a Random Black Guy tradition of getting out of trouble. Nice try, but I think now that slave laws have been abolished they can speak their mind and prove how retarded you are. Just FYI.