Something may or may not have scared the living daylights out of Kate Gosselin. But that’s what happens when you inject a neurotoxin into your skin for purely superficial reasons. The best case scenario situation that we can hope for regarding Kate Gosselin is that the botulinum toxin seeps into her brain and leaves her drooling onto her own shoe in a home while her chubby husband raises her litter.
US Magazine Kate’s injections:
Kate Gosselin had oddly spiked eyebrows and a noticeably smoother face as she ran errands in Pennsylvania on Monday. The reason? Botox treatments gone wrong.
“This is a bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance.”
We should feel bad for the Gosselin litter. Not only will they grow up, constantly being questioned of having Downs Syndrome, but they’ll also have a manic depressive mother who looks like the devil.
… being Michael Jackson’s kids would honestly be preferable to being those rascals.
June 25, 2010 at 5:40 am
I bet you could throw a hot dog down her tunnel and never hit the sides.
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June 25, 2010 at 10:33 am
Bet when she spreads her legs you can see headlights.
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August 2, 2010 at 12:34 pm
yeah but she’ll be able to REALLY focus on it with the new pinpoint face job
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