Adrianne Curry Shows Us Her Soapy Self

Oh holy balls.

Either this is the most superb piece of product placement in the history of men and Pert shampoo- or we just got a real glimpse of Adrianne Curry’s physically perfect and timelessly beautiful lady junk. Most often, when stars condescend to show off their genitalia in clever and creative ways, they’re trying to save their slow and shameful descent into being a nobody.

But not Adrienne. She knows full well that men still flog themselves daily to her slutty face. So bravo, Adrienne, on staying ahead of the curve.