Lady Gaga is a Little Confused

It’s okay, Lady(?) Gaga. Most people are confused by the concept of “working out.” What do you do? Who knows. What do you wear? … stilettos, fishnet stockings and a sequenced bodysuit. Probably.

At least her psychotically-poor choice of work out clothing let us have a glimpse at our cottage cheese legs. She is nothing but a shemale! Not a god, not an Illuminati puppet (probably). So all of her little “monsters” out there who follow like her she is Christ’s second coming have a thing or two to learn.

Like common sense. Don’t hero worship a bitch who has thunder thighs, a Jew nose, and a shemale cock.