For goodness sake, Salma, this is a family theme park! You think you would be able to put away your porn star cleavage for one day and let your daughter have a normal, relaxing time. Instead, you keep your sweater puppies on a long leash, and Mini Salma runs the risk of poking her eye out if she turns around too quickly. Will we have to call child services? Will your little Latina spawn have to join the likes of Britney Spear’s offspring and Oksana The Abused? Because that would just be sad.
