Selena Gomez is Now Legally Bangable

Written by Locky. Posted in All News

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Published on July 21, 2010 with 2 Comments

All right, nerds! It’s official. Selena Gomez is going to be officially on the “Legal to bang like a dirty w***e” list! No longer will you have to shamefully hide your Selena Gomez/Selena Gomez lookalike porn. 18 is surely the magic number. She is the first of the hot Disney whores to turn 18 this year… so we wish you a very Happy Birthday, Selena! May you not get tons of totally unwanted d**k!

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  1. I would definitely like to be at the top of this list

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  2. She still looks like a child to me.

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