Madonna Seen Clutching Heroin

If Lost taught America anything, it’s what a small bag of heroin looks like. What does it look like, you ask?

Well, exactly like the shit Madonna is holding in her right hand as she exits a shady nightclub. Of course, Madonna has the resources and the connections to buy heroin at will, but it doesn’t make it any less wrong. Besides, that’s probably the main contributing factor to the veins that pop out of her skin like that chest-buster thing from Alien.

And that Kabbalah shit.