Jack Hanna is a Wildlife Pussy

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Jack Hanna is a Wildlife Pussy

Published on July 28, 2010 with 12 Comments

TV host and famous zookeeper Jack Hanna says he took his own advice and… used pepper spray on a grizzly bear headed toward him. (Instead of killing it with his bare hands, like any self-respecting animal expert would do.)

The Columbus Zoo keeper and frequent David Letterman guest said he was with his wife and other hikers in Montana’s Glacier National Park on Saturday when a bear cub, weighing about 125 pounds, charged them. Hanna told The Columbus Dispatch that he held up a canister of pepper spray, which he takes routinely on hikes.

“At about 30 feet, I unload my pepper spray, and the wind takes it,” he told the newspaper.

But the bear kept coming. Hanna sprayed toward the animal again, but still it kept coming.

“Then the third time I unload that pepper spray right in his face,” Hanna said.

The bear turned around and fled.

Hanna said he’s been carrying pepper spray on hikes for 15 years, but Saturday was the first time he’s used it. Hanna had recently filmed a message for the National Park Service encouraging hikers to carry pepper spray.

He should have taken a death worthy of Steve Irwin, instead of pussying out and using pepper spray. … which drunk coeds use.

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    • I heard Bears carry carry pepper spray to protect them from Chuck Norris.

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  2. yeah because using pepper spray on an animal thats fully charging you or your family is pussying out. Better yet, lets fight the bear….yeah not..

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  3. J-24 missing the point there

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  4. What was he supposed to do? Let the bear attack?

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  5. f**k this s**t rotten gopher snack f****t

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  6. so he’s a p***y because he didn’t want to get attacked?
    riiiiiiight, people look for any reason to shiet about celebrities

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  7. whoever wrote this is a freakin moron

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  8. ahh… maybe he should be where he was?

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  9. wow, what idiots!

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  10. because clearly the smart thing to do is to let a bear maul you to death?

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  11. “I heard Bears carry carry pepper spray to protect them from Chuck Norris.” – Nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris :)

    Jan

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