Russell Brand is one lucky, ugly, herpes-infested Brit. He has a woman so cute, that even double rainbows covered in chocolate kittens can’t compare. Katy Perry could look amazing in a burlap sack covered in maggots. So when she gets dolled up like a Parisian hooker for a photoshoot, the result is amazing.
If only she did more of those cotton-candy-clouds-while-naked photoshoots. We have a feeling that those would sell like hotcakes. … though oddly enough, right now the hotcakes just aren’t moving.
This is one white girl I would never kick out of my bed. If she was covered in feces, I’d lick it off!!! Here father must be a rock, she would have learned to love me, if she was my daughter!!!