Oh, what the hell. Hasn’t America gotten it’s venereal-disease fill of Paris Hilton yet? … well, we guess not since some ignorant soul stuck in 2006 is using her in his music video. Hopefully the crew doesn’t get the herps, but it might be too late for them. Those poor bastards.
We’ll cross our fingers for a happy “oh the crane accidentally dropped on her spinal column” accident. That’s best case scenario. Worst case, that little monokini will slip and we’ll get to see some Paris pussy.
Honestly, Paris Hilton must have the best life ever if she is a tiny bit smart with her money.
-She won’t last decades so no paparazzi troubles anymore when she’s old.
-She makes tons of money buy parading in her swimsuit or going to parties, doesn’t seem like a lot of work to me
-If she puts her money on a bankaccount and doesn’t spend it all immediately, she’ll be swimming in money for the rest of her life
-She sucks balls, but in her airheaded mind she is gorgeous, succesful and intelligent.
You have to face it. Everyone ought to be a little bit jealous of Paris Hilton, even though she’s trash.
She’s a carpenter’s dream!!!! Flat as a board and easy to screw!