Articles Posted July 2010
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Megan Fox is a Slutty Married Chick
Even if she is married, Megan Fox isn’t going to stop being slutty anytime soon. Or abusing her former Transformers affiliations. Do you think anyone can wear a short with a Transformer on it, bitch?…
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Russell Brand is a Serious, Naked Actor
Russell Brand has just convinced us of two things: one, that he enjoys being naked too entirely much and two that we really don’t want to see the movie Arthur. There might not be a…
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Jack Hanna is a Wildlife Pussy
TV host and famous zookeeper Jack Hanna says he took his own advice and… used pepper spray on a grizzly bear headed toward him. (Instead of killing it with his bare hands, like any self-respecting…
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Oliver Stone is a Jew Hating Jackass
Creepy-as-hell film director Oliver Stone apologized Tuesday for comments he made to a London newspaper on the Holocaust and Jews’ control of the media, which drew an avalanche of criticism. “In trying to make a…
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Horny Nerds Love Adrienne Curry
Comic Con is where nerd dreams come true. Want to see Princess Leia get it on with Jabba? You got it! Need to see Boba Fett dress like a pimp? Sure! Feel like watching Pyramid…
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Katy Perry is a Photogenic Slut
Russell Brand is one lucky, ugly, herpes-infested Brit. He has a woman so cute, that even double rainbows covered in chocolate kittens can’t compare. Katy Perry could look amazing in a burlap sack covered in…
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Madonna Seen Clutching Heroin
If Lost taught America anything, it’s what a small bag of heroin looks like. What does it look like, you ask? Well, exactly like the s**t Madonna is holding in her right hand as she…
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Coco Tweets Her Bare Ass
Nicole “Coco” Austin is one of the wonders of the world. Sometimes it’s so easy to forget her, what with Kim Kardashian strutting her massive ass around Hollywood and whining about stuff like… how awful…
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No Suit Can Conquer Jennifer Lopez's Ass
Some things never change: the Grand Canyon, herpes outbreaks, and Jennifer Lopez’s ass. No matter how many years ago she made that awful Gigli movie with her then-fiance Ben Affleck… time won’t change the bulbous…
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Scarlett Johansson, Crack Whore Extraordinaire
Scarlett Johansson has never looked so slutty or so riddled with venereal diseases… and it absolutely suits her. We’re not sure if this is for any upcoming magazine or not, since the new issue of…
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Mel Rants About Timothy Dalton, Illegal Things
Mel Gibson is really making a balls-out effort to destroy his career, family, and his general free citizen standing. In ANOTHER recent audio tape, he says even worse stuff to Oksana. … No surprise there.…
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DMX Ain't No Lindsay Lohan!!!
Uh-oh! That ain’t no LiLo! It looks like rapper DMX is planning to surrender to authorities in a Los Angeles courtroom and begin serving jail time in connection to a crime he committed “5 or…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Proves Life Isn't Fair
Only truly talented people, like Alessandra Ambrosio, can make thousands of people immensely jealous in one fell swoop. Her recent photoshoot on the beach of St. Barth’s in France didn’t fail to inspire such jealousy.…
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The Avengers is Going to be Insanely Awesome
In case you had any doubts, here is hard proof that The Avengers is going to be mind-blowingly awesome: the cast of the new Marvel movie with the one and only Joss Whedon. From left…
