Articles Posted August 2010
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Lindsay's Boobs Went to Court Today
After visiting the probation office today to reassure the state that she is not a crackwhore again, Lindsay Lohan was looking mighty distressed. And with mighty nipples. Her visit to the courthouse might have been…
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The X Factor Used Auto Tone
Simon Cowell has left American Idol… but he is also some leaving some trouble behind, too. Recently, there was a heated argument about whether Cowell’s British talent show The X Factor electronically altered contestant voices.…
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Britney Spears Has Strange Bikini Nipples
Sure, we wouldn’t say no to slamming Britney Spears, but that’s not what is questioned here. The question is really, “Is Britney Spears truly hot?” She may have a bikini worthy body, but her crazy…
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Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars
Good God. Dancing With the Stars must be running out of “stars” to use. Bristol Palin is moving on from her recent breakup from Levi Johnston by joining a lame ass reality show. Sarah Palin’s…
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Lindsay Lohan – the Sober Oompa Loompa
Aside from being seen in the DMV and driving around Los Angeles in a Maserati, Lindsay Lohan has also been seen… looking rather orange. We like tanned chicks because they look more whorish and a…
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We Love Jordana Brewster's Mom
Move over Jordana Brewster, because we want to ram your mom. Jordana and her mother, the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Maria Joao, were walking together on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood, CA. If you’re…
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Chyna's Hideous Bug Bite
Oh God. Chyna makes us throw up in our mouths on her own. Now she is sporting a seriously nasty bug bite? Well. There goes our appetite for a week. Former WWE star Chyna was…
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Heidi Montag Wants to Be in Porn
Even though Heidi Montag says there’s no sex tape featuring her and Spencer Pratt, she still wants to have a sit-down with the President of the biggest porn company in the world. We think that…
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District Attorney Takes Mel Gibson Case
The L.A. County District Attorney’s Office just got the Mel Gibson domestic violence case for review. Which, honestly, we don’t know what that means. But it sure does sound official. The Sheriff’s Department turned over…
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Sophie Monk Frowns on Normal Clothing
For some reason not known to us, Sophie Monk is adored by most men. Sure, we can agree that her ass is bangable – but the Muppet-esque lips on her face are really making us…
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Olivia Wilde Needs a Breast Implant. Stat.
No matter how hot the world tells us Olivia Wilde is… we can’t get past one glaring problem: her breasts. Sure, she is famous, skinny, and is a bisexual doctor on House M.D. – but…
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Karissa Shannon is Gettin' Raped
Oh no! Karissa, run! Did you realize that your boyfriend Sam Jones III is… black? (We know, we were surprised, too. A person named Sam Jones should be living in the suburbs, wearing tweed suits,…
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Montana Fishburne Might End Up in Playboy
Oh these dirty sluts and their Sex Tape Road to Fame. Montana Fishburne is now trying to follow Kim Kardashian’s path to fame: making an extreme sex tape and then letting Playboy take nude photots…
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Lucy Pinder Makes Us Want to Read
When an outrageous chick like Lucy Pinder poses for a magazine… it makes us desperately wish that we enjoyed reading… so we could lie to girls and say that we read magazines like Nuts and…
