Miley Cyrus is Single and Ready for Action

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Miley Cyrus is Single and Ready for Action

Published on September 02, 2010 with 5 Comments

For just breaking up with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus isn’t looking particularly slutty or tempting. In fact, she is sort of leaning towards the fat and needs extensive facial surgery. But hell, does she know how to pull off a killer camel impression. We’re not sure if we’re looking at Joe Cool or the spawn of Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus.

… honestly we kind of feel ashamed for being so attracted to her half-naked outfits while she was on tour this summer. Time for a nice, long, scalding shower.

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  1. Really though … she’s not that hot.

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    • really though shut up….

      what woman told you to write that?

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  2. how is she fat? wtf

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  3. She is going to be such a slut when she gets older.

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  4. She is not fat, she just has manly features, like her voice, facial bone structure. I do not think she will be a slut either, it is my hope she slinks back out of relevance like her dumb ass dad. I am sick of all these disney created hybrid, this is what your kid should be like so-called stars, especially Zac Efron and Miley!!!

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