Articles Posted September 2010
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Katy Perry Responds to Sesame Street Controversy, With More Cleavage
Katy Perry took a yam-jab at Sesame Street when she appeared on the premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, wearing an Elmo t-shirt that showed off her bountiful mammaries. It was a stab at…
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FOR F#%&'S SAKE! Lindsay Lohan is Out of Jail
Earlier today after Lindsay was taken to jail for 30 days I said this, “But seeing how things have worked out for her in the past, she’ll be back on the streets huffing glue by…
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The Photo of the Day – Lindsay Lohan's Mug Shot
It’s only a matter of time before LiLo is tonguing some bull-dike’s hairy balloon-knotted asshole in the pen. What a horrible scenario for such a misunderstood soul. Poor thing… 29 days, 22 hours, and counting……
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Mel Gibson Gave Oksana $15 Million to Destroy the Tapes
The drama continues for Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva. New documents, which were signed in May, reveal Oksana got millions from Mel in exchange for promising to destroy “evidence,” including all those tapes she leaked.…
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Lindsay Lohan is Off to Jail for 30 Days While She Waits on a Court Date
Seen here arriving in court this morning, the Lindsay Lohan probation hearing just took a turn for the awesome. TMZ reports Judge Fox immediately denied her bail without hearing arguments and she’s now in custody,…
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Jessica Alba, Coming Nude to a Theater Near You
No, I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I come from a very Catholic family so it wasn’t seen as a good thing…
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Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape to Be Released Soon
Former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend, ‘Smallville’ actor Sam Jones, have finally agreed to release their sex tape, and all it took to change their mind was cold, hard cash, the 6 figures…
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Miley Cyrus is an Adult or Something
Miley took time out of her busy day to spend 10 minutes in the safety of her mom’s shoe closet letting her fans know that she’s an adult. She’s not getting married, she doesn’t live…
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Danielle Staub Had a Hit Put on Her by Pablo Escobar's Drug Cartel
Just when you thought you knew way too much random s**t about former ‘Real Housewife’ Danielle Staub (I mean, it really doesn’t get much more informative than a graphic sex tape, does it?) along comes…
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David Hasselhoff Needs a Reality Check; Nobody Likes You!
David Hasselhoff was feeling hassled, no wait, hasselhoffed (HAHA holy s**t I’m hilarious) after becoming the first celebrity voted off ‘Dancing With the Stars’ on Tuesday. Friends and insiders close to the ‘Baywatch’ star say…
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Katy Perry Was too Slutty for Sesame Street
So just a few days ago I told you that Katy Perry had appeared on Sesame Street with mega cleavage for all the little boys and girls to see and admire. Well that wasn’t actually…
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Hey Guys, Look Who are Back Together Again, Oh Joy
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided to conveniently reconcile on a beach in Malibu yesterday, and they even brought a change of clothes, YAY spontaneity! And yes douchecock over there is wearing two watches, it’s…
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Ashton Kutcher Might Have Cheated on Demi Moore, With This
Ashton Kutcher was first accused of cheating on his wife Demi Moore about 3 weeks ago. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her…
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Kim Kardashian is Off to Oktoberfest
Kim Kardashian is in Germany for Oktoberfest this week, and today she posted this picture on twitter. She would look better with huge jugs, and by jugs I mean one’s full of German beer, not…
